Themiscyra's Your Fate Is Sealed - 'Kismet' - the Valhalla litter pink collar girl. Posted with the owner's permission.
You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.
Here’s my logic:
- You should be able to work together to solve unexpected problems like fixing a flat tire or getting lost in an unfamiliar station
- You should feel comfortable and safe enough around this person that you can sit in comfortable silence
- You should be able to keep each other interested and deal with each others boredom in a healthy way
- If you’re gonna form a long term partnership with someone you should probably be able to tolerate each other while locked in a small box for a few hours
*pulls European closer* The most populous countries in the world are China, India, the United States, Indonesia, Pakistan, Nigeria, and Brazil in that order, with these seven nations alone making up 48.16% of the world population. You may note with the aid of a map that many of these nations are quite large, and would take several days of travel to go across either in cars or on boats. Almost half of the world's population lives in places where you can travel in a cramped vehicle for days and still be within the country. Your worldview is limited and Europe is a tiny outlier in travel time and standards for international relations.
I hate the trope of "I refuse to hit women!! [Gets decked]" cause it's boring but I do like the trope of someone in an RPG going "hey I don't wanna hit a kid that's kinda fucked up" and the kid just obliterates them
"i refuse to hit a woman!" = Sexist, overdone, does nothing to actually empower the woman or make the guy seem nice
"I refuse to hit a kid" = valid, even funnier when the kid whips absolutely ass in one go
The ONLY exception to this is Mob Psycho where it's a kid vs woman fight, in which the kid doesn't want to hit a woman because he has been told that only scumbags hit women. And then the lady pauses the fight to explain this is a different situation and he's not bad for defending himself.
Then he proceeds to whip ass in one go.
Also, Nazi has shit form. No conditioning, tires quickly. Footwork is sloppy and way too high. Punches from the shoulder not the hip. Slow retractions. Form is unrefined, ugly, overconfident.
Soooo obsessed with "Bhelen is like 18" takes because Rica is definitely definitely definitely in her late 20s at least
Also, Nazi has shit form. No conditioning, tires quickly. Footwork is sloppy and way too high. Punches from the shoulder not the hip. Slow retractions. Form is unrefined, ugly, overconfident.
do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures
miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth
gwen: freaky flexing. but alright
miles:
miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say
ok but remember Peter B’s world is most like ours
so both Miles and Gwen would have slightly off memes and distress him when he has a hard enough time remembering his own world’s memes
I WAS HOPING SOMEBODY WOULD POINT THIS OUT.
Miles: It’s “strange flex but cool beans.”
Peter: Am I tripping on something? Is this a stroke, is this what a stroke feels like?
Miles: *makes a mistake* This is distressing. Siri play Take on Me.
Gwen: you absolute heathen. It’s ‘This is tragic, google play All Star.’
Peter: whAT the fUCK
THAT’S IT THIS ONE IS THE BEST ONE
silencinq
noir: strange flaunt, but alas
You’ve done it - you found something that fits the format but holds the meaning “fuck Nazis”.
spiderham: hmm disappointing, jukebox play what’s new pussycat
rainbow-bitxh
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER
are there spider crickets living in your basement
yes
no
i don't have a basement
i don't know what spider crickets are (do not google them youve been warned)
everyone saying that these are cute have never seen them jump seven fucking feet or accidentally washed one with their clothes
You, a fool, when characters state different or contradictory things about backstory events or how the world works: This is a plot hole!
Me, wise, enlightened: Not so, neophyte. Have you considered all the exhaustive possibilities in which one of these characters simply has no idea what they are talking about, or better yet, is a fucking liar?
